Zesty Cucumber Crunch Salad Inspired by TikTok’s Logan

 

As a cucumber lover growing my own this year, I was thrilled to recreate Logan’s cucumber salad (with a slightly more “civilized” approach). His method is delightfully chaotic—slicing cucumbers straight into a deli container, crumbling hard-boiled eggs with his hands, and shaking it all up with chopsticks in hand. I opted for a mandoline and a mixing bowl, but the result was just as delicious. This Zesty Cucumber Crunch Salad is fresh, tangy, and packed with flavor, perfect for a quick lunch or side dish.

Here’s how I made it, with a few tweaks to suit my style. If you want to see Logan’s original, check out his TikTok video here: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjnHGxvt/in!Zesty Cucumber Crunch Salad

Slightly adapted from Logan the TikTok guy

2 Melissa’s mini cucumbers, sliced 1/8-inch thick
2 ribs celery, chopped
¼ c. red onion, finely chopped
2 hard-boiled eggs, chopped
1 T. sour cream
1 T. freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 T. Kewpie mayo
Pinch of paprika
Pinch of MSG
Kosher salt (for draining cucumbers)

Using a mandoline, slice the cucumbers into 1/8-inch rounds. Place them in a colander, sprinkle with kosher salt, and let sit for 30 minutes to release excess water. Pat dry with paper towels.

In a mixing bowl, toss together the cucumbers, celery, red onion, and hard-boiled eggs.

Add sour cream, lemon juice, Kewpie mayo, paprika, and MSG. Gently mix until everything is coated.

For Logan’s style, transfer to a large deli container, secure the lid, and shake vigorously. For a more refined approach, plate the salad and serve with chopsticks or a fork.

Dig in and savor the crisp, creamy, and zesty flavors!

Tips:
If you don’t have Kewpie mayo, regular mayo works, but Kewpie adds a richer umami kick.

Adjust the MSG and paprika to taste—start small if you’re new to MSG.

Growing your own cucumbers? Freshly picked ones make this salad extra crisp.

This salad is my new go-to for a quick, refreshing meal. The cucumbers provide a satisfying crunch, the eggs add protein, and the creamy-tangy dressing ties it all together. Whether you shake it up Logan-style or plate it elegantly, this recipe is a must-try for cucumber fans. Let me know in the comments how you make it your own!

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Zippy Cucumber Salad with Red Onion

As you may have noticed from my deck garden update, I have a huge cucumber plant that is providing me with loads of cucumbers. (I noticed one of them making himself quite comfortable in the chair that I used to sit in, but I digress...) Many cucumbers have been distributed around the neighborhood, others are being turned into cold soups, and a variety of pickles and relishes are surely in my future, but today I’m enjoying a salad that must be made ahead (Don’t you love that?), and is very tasty indeed.

Zippy Cucumber Salad with Red Onion

2 large cucumbers, sliced thin (I used a mandolin)
½ red onion, sliced thin (see above)
1 t. kosher salt
½ c. sour cream
2 T. white sugar
2 T. cider vinegar
¼ t. Old Bay seasoning
1 T. fresh, chopped chives
1 T. fresh, minced parsley
¼ t. paprika

Spread cucumbers out onto a paper towel-lined cookie sheet; season with the salt and allow them to rest for 30 minutes. Squeeze excess moisture from cucumbers.

While cucumbers are resting, in a large mixing bowl, whisk together sour cream, sugar, vinegar, Old Bay, chives, parsley, and paprika. Fold drained cucumber and red onion slices into the sour cream mixture. Cover and refrigerate for at least eight hours, or overnight. Serve garnished with a few more chopped chives, if desired.

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