Maybe it’s different where you live, but around
here I think $22 for a cheeseburger is excessive. I’m not talking a fast food
burger, I’m talking about a decent restaurant burger. With tax and tip that’s
near $30, causing me to think that I could buy three British Library Crime
Classics for the cost of one burger that I’m only going to enjoy for a while.
So, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
Why shell out a small fortune when I can craft a restaurant-worthy burger at
home? It starts with a screaming-hot pan—searing that patty to lock in the
juices. Then finely sliced onions, patted dry and chilled in the fridge. I plop
them on the raw burger, smash it down with a burger
press (If you don’t own one, buy one – life changing,
truly), and watch the magic happen. Those edges crisp up, the onions char just
a little, and suddenly I’m in love with those crunchy, caramelized bits. If
you’re not drooling yet, just wait.
Don’t sleep on the bun—it’s got to be toasted to golden
perfection. Seasonings? Non-negotiable. Salt, pepper, and garlic powder are my
holy trinity, but the real MVP is the sauce. I’ve been on a quest to find the
ultimate burger topper, and I’ve got two contenders duking it out. First,
there’s the iconic In-N-Out Animal
Style sauce —a classic for a reason. But then, I
stumbled across a recipe that’s been shaking things up: Baconnaise Sauce.
Yes, bacon in a sauce. It’s as outrageous as it sounds, and I’m obsessed.
Here’s my spin on it—brace yourself: Baconnaise Sauce
Adapted from grillnationbbq.com
½ c. Duke’s
mayonnaise
2 T. ketchup
2 T. yellow
mustard
½ lb. crispy chopped bacon
1 T. Worcestershire
sauce
1 T. apple
cider vinegar
½ t. Stubb’s
Texas all-purpose rub
¼ t. red
pepper flakes
Mix above ingredients together, let it chill in
the fridge, and prepare for your taste buds to throw a party. The bacon adds a
smoky, savory punch, while the red pepper flakes sneak in a spicy little
thrill. I slathered it on my latest burger creation, and let me tell you, it
was a revelation—edging out the Animal
Style sauce by a, umm, whisker. Heh heh.
So, next time you’re tempted to drop $30 on a restaurant burger,
think again. With a hot skillet, a killer sauce, and a little elbow grease, you
can whip up something that’ll make those overpriced menus weep. Who needs a
fancy night out when you’ve got crispy onions, toasted buns, and Baconnaise in
your corner? Not me—that’s for darned sure.
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